Scene Mug
The new thing for 15-20 y/o kids on myspace. Scene Clothes: Tight Band T-shirts Obscure "Vintage" T-Shirts Tight Girl Pants (on guys) Super Straight Leg Pants (on girls) Van Slip-Ons (2+ pairs) Converse White Studded belts Fingerless Gloves Bandanas on: wrist, head, in pocket, around neck etc. Scene Hair: MUST be 2+ colors and dyed in random sections. Red, Blonde, Black. (Neon Colors acceptable too.) Choppy, and looks as if it was cut at home. Almost mullet-like, with bangs. Scene Accessories: Lip ring(s). Many "sexx" braclets. Headbands and bows. (for girls) (2-3)Obsure band pins on sweater or on jeans near crotch. Eyeliner and over-the-top eye makeup (must be MAC or clinique)(on boys and girls) Stretched ears. Septum Piercing. (on girls only) Abnormally large sunglasses. TONS of rings. Fake pearl/bead necklaces. Scene Personality: Goes to MANY shows, almost every day. 2+ on weekends. Listens to "hardxcore" music. Usually only goes to shows to "hardxcore" dance and talk shit about non-scene kids, or about the band. HATES anyone not "scene" Has a strange, almost leet-ish vocabulary. (AKA: LYEK OMFG I WENT TO THIS SHOW &&OMFG NI99A IT WAS HELLA TIGHTT.) Says && instead of "and", Says "nigga" and "ghey" but swears it not to be rasict or homophobic. Says "hella" ALOT and uses tons of contractions and acronyms. "OMFG". Adds another letter to random words. "radd" Says "gangster things" Says "cunt" ALOT. Must be vegitarian or vegan. Boys usuallypretend to be bi-sexual but won't do anything more then kiss another boy. LOVES "robotzz" and "dinasawrz" Must be "sxe", but still drinks and smokes ciggarettes. MUST have myspace and have tons of friends and comments. Posts bullitons ALOT and whores other scene kids.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy