santa Mug
Some fat, drunk, white guy who sneaks into your house at night by riding a sleigh pulled by magic flying reindeer. He lives in the North Pole, and gets a group of slaves, or "elves", to make all his toys for him. Kindof like a plantation. Santa only works one day of the year, and in many kids shows, he suddenly comes down with a cold (OH MY GOD NOT A FUCKING COLD) on the one day he has to work, so he gets to stay home all day and gets pampered by Mrs.Claus, his wife, while the main character of the show is out delivering presents to all the kids in the world. Also known as: Father Christmas, Kriss Kringle, Saint Nick. "Santa" re-arranged is "Satan" He see's you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. And you're somewhere on his creepy list. If you're on the naughty list, he will sneak into your house and give you a lump of coal in your stocking. And if you're really lucky, he might give you a swift spanking because you've been such a naughty boy or girl. If you're on the nice list, he'll give a shitload of expensive things for your spoiled bitchass, and possibly a swift spanking in the bedroom, just because he wants to.
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Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation