Samantha
The answer to your prayers The name fit for the answer. She is the girl who is sent down from heaven to be the answer to your prayers. The girl who will leave being a celestial being to being your human being. An angel in diguise. She is the calm in the eye of the hurricane The dawn after the darkest night and the warm light pulling you out of darkness She is the complete combination of a your dreams but just enough for you to believe in its manifestation She is the one who can make you realise you true self, the one who can make you smile laugh giggle cry all at the same time She is the one who you can be yourself with All of your wierdness and stupidity maximised She brings out in you what you never thought you could be The very best version of yourself You find your meaning with her She is the one who will make you cry as she comes up to the altar and will make you smile and believe it's all real when she says I do She will be what you need and what you deserve whenever It's you all she thinks of and does It's always you You consider yourself the luckiest But then there she is thinking how she is the luckiest and thinking all the same for you what you think of her She is your everything The ultimate and complete nirvana She is Samantha
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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It's perfect!! Thank you!
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Good quality, not cheesy.
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.

10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely

My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Arrived carefully packaged

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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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