Samantha Tee
The answer to your prayers The name fit for the answer. She is the girl who is sent down from heaven to be the answer to your prayers. The girl who will leave being a celestial being to being your human being. An angel in diguise. She is the calm in the eye of the hurricane The dawn after the darkest night and the warm light pulling you out of darkness She is the complete combination of a your dreams but just enough for you to believe in its manifestation She is the one who can make you realise you true self, the one who can make you smile laugh giggle cry all at the same time She is the one who you can be yourself with All of your wierdness and stupidity maximised She brings out in you what you never thought you could be The very best version of yourself You find your meaning with her She is the one who will make you cry as she comes up to the altar and will make you smile and believe it's all real when she says I do She will be what you need and what you deserve whenever It's you all she thinks of and does It's always you You consider yourself the luckiest But then there she is thinking how she is the luckiest and thinking all the same for you what you think of her She is your everything The ultimate and complete nirvana She is Samantha
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.