Samantha
The answer to your prayers The name fit for the answer. She is the girl who is sent down from heaven to be the answer to your prayers. The girl who will leave being a celestial being to being your human being. An angel in diguise. She is the calm in the eye of the hurricane The dawn after the darkest night and the warm light pulling you out of darkness She is the complete combination of a your dreams but just enough for you to believe in its manifestation She is the one who can make you realise you true self, the one who can make you smile laugh giggle cry all at the same time She is the one who you can be yourself with All of your wierdness and stupidity maximised She brings out in you what you never thought you could be The very best version of yourself You find your meaning with her She is the one who will make you cry as she comes up to the altar and will make you smile and believe it's all real when she says I do She will be what you need and what you deserve whenever It's you all she thinks of and does It's always you You consider yourself the luckiest But then there she is thinking how she is the luckiest and thinking all the same for you what you think of her She is your everything The ultimate and complete nirvana She is Samantha
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
Looks great and quick delivery
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
It was the best thing I could have asked for
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
Love the fact that Urban dictionary came up with such an accurate and quick meaning for Binger! Mug was a little pricy but God is my morning coffee so much better in this mug!!
Great mug, she loved it
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