Samantha
The answer to your prayers The name fit for the answer. She is the girl who is sent down from heaven to be the answer to your prayers. The girl who will leave being a celestial being to being your human being. An angel in diguise. She is the calm in the eye of the hurricane The dawn after the darkest night and the warm light pulling you out of darkness She is the complete combination of a your dreams but just enough for you to believe in its manifestation She is the one who can make you realise you true self, the one who can make you smile laugh giggle cry all at the same time She is the one who you can be yourself with All of your wierdness and stupidity maximised She brings out in you what you never thought you could be The very best version of yourself You find your meaning with her She is the one who will make you cry as she comes up to the altar and will make you smile and believe it's all real when she says I do She will be what you need and what you deserve whenever It's you all she thinks of and does It's always you You consider yourself the luckiest But then there she is thinking how she is the luckiest and thinking all the same for you what you think of her She is your everything The ultimate and complete nirvana She is Samantha
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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