Ryan Mug
Ryan is an amazing and intelligent human being. Even though he's quiet at first he for sure has a lot of thoughts running through his mind as he is always trying to do the right thing. Ryan also has a lot of empathy, and once you get to know him you'll realize he's one of the nicest person you'll ever meet. You'll also realize you should never make Ryan angry because when he roasts you(which is rarely) it for sure does a lot of damage:') This child is incredible at adapting too. Like the dude can do AP Physics C, AP Chemistry, AP Lit, Calculus B/C, Scioly, AND word games. All in all, I hope he knows that he can rant and judge people freely with his close friends(not to everyone though because remember gossiping isn't good! Lol). I know being nice 24/7 can be tiring though, so don't hesitate to say something even if those things may seem weird or kind of mean. Everyone needs to get stuff off their chest. Anywaaaays if you meet a Ryan say hi, because who knows they may have all of these amazing traits that have been listed here. ;) Hi Ryan once you find this I hope you know that you're an awesome friend and I'm very glad to have known you since elementary school. :)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy