Roslyn Mug
This town is filled with a bunch of spoiled brats. If your not wearing designer clothes and real jewelry then you might as well not be wearing anything at all. And for the accessories these girls carry.Prada, Louie vi-ton, D & G, Juicy, Versachi, Coach and any other designer label. If these girls ever heard the word knockoff their response would be EW! Everyone here drives sports cars and this is an upper class town. The houses here are HUGEE. Lindsay Lohan lived here and so have many other famous people. The adults spoil there kids rotten and everyone belongs to yacht clubs, country clubs, and many other places just to show that they have money. The teens party all night every night and if you haven't had your 1st hook up by 6th grade and lost your virginity by 10th grade your supposedly an unsocial prude, or just so ugly no boy wants you (and in this town, trust me no one is ugly they are all millionaire barbie dolls). Every store here prices there things soo expensive because everyone has the money for it! A plain white haines t-shirt (even-though nobody here would be caught dead in one of those) cost $50 and the average pair of jeans $300 dollars.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts