Riya Puranik
Defining the person Riya Puranik is difficult. She is just the most fucked up creature you will ever meet. I mean the bitch collects teeth. She, additionally, rips out follicles of her own hair for lord knows what reason. She is the most psychopathic person you can ever hope to find. Riya P also applies chap stick to the entire lower portion of her face. Like what kinda whore does that? In all honesty, she is one of the most sweetest and considerate person you will ever meet. She is the one person you can tell anything to and if you are lucky enough to find a best friend like her, you will most definitely KILL YOURSELF coz she is the absolute worst. She might have a fetish for sucking toes. If you find her songs about killing her brother, take pictures. She also has recurring dreams of biting people through their phone screens. You will constantly find her sitting in a dark room, all alone editing pictures of Ariana Grande's cleavage. Do not forget that she prefers to be juiced. She has the capability to love an old fat man. She once proposed to me on the stick of a tree. Sometimes, she soaks her dick in rice just to make it bigger. She has a stalker named Bargavi meaning that only psychos love her. I mean it takes one to know one. She posses something calling the cursing syndrome in which you are unable to stop cursing. Hopefully, you find a best friend like her coz a Riya Puranik is hard to find. Good Luck!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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