Riya Puranik tee
Defining the person Riya Puranik is difficult. She is just the most fucked up creature you will ever meet. I mean the bitch collects teeth. She, additionally, rips out follicles of her own hair for lord knows what reason. She is the most psychopathic person you can ever hope to find. Riya P also applies chap stick to the entire lower portion of her face. Like what kinda whore does that? In all honesty, she is one of the most sweetest and considerate person you will ever meet. She is the one person you can tell anything to and if you are lucky enough to find a best friend like her, you will most definitely KILL YOURSELF coz she is the absolute worst. She might have a fetish for sucking toes. If you find her songs about killing her brother, take pictures. She also has recurring dreams of biting people through their phone screens. You will constantly find her sitting in a dark room, all alone editing pictures of Ariana Grande's cleavage. Do not forget that she prefers to be juiced. She has the capability to love an old fat man. She once proposed to me on the stick of a tree. Sometimes, she soaks her dick in rice just to make it bigger. She has a stalker named Bargavi meaning that only psychos love her. I mean it takes one to know one. She posses something calling the cursing syndrome in which you are unable to stop cursing. Hopefully, you find a best friend like her coz a Riya Puranik is hard to find. Good Luck!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!