Red Sox Mug
A baseball team that earns nothing in the 84 years it takes them to win a world series, as well as being a load of overpaid lucky players, who then accuse a rival of being overpaid themselves, thus contradicting themselves. They have not really earned any of the titles they have earned and are merely a product of a bored media that needed a way to create buzz between the winningest team in sports and a seeming "rival", though statistically it is clear that there is none. Their fans are a large bandwagoning group of chowder consuming baby rapists who desire nothing more than to eat their own young after raping them and will mary no one unless at least their cousin but preferably their siblings or parents. They prefer the logo of a pair of filthy sox over the first letter of the city they represent. They are more commonly known as the Red Sux and "The Nation" ignoring the fact that an empire is larger than a nation, proving even further that not only is Boston less educated but also willing to concede the fact that they are nothing compared to New York and the Yankees.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!