Poser

Other wise known as wannabe. Someone who either A: tries to fit in and fails miserably. B: Someone who tries to be different and fails miserably. C: Someone who does both and fails miserably. This is the typically poser. Guy: Type One (The Faux Gansta) Sags his jeans incredibly low. Brags about how many "bitches" he has fucked. Talks about how gansta he is although the only rap the poser guys listen to is lil wayne. Cusses 7 times in one sentence Completely disrespects everyone around him OR kisses everyone's ass as a desperate attempt to get people to like him Makes up stories about getting high and fighting Lives in a suburb or high class neighborhood but talks about how tough it is Type 2 (Emo Poser): Talks about how tough life is Claims to write poetry and deep music but really doesn't Has tons of eyeliner and/or eyeshadow Whines Girls: Talks about "haters" constantly Gets into fights on facebook constantly Is a self-proclaimed tomboy, emo, skater girl when she is in fact a girly-girl Talks about how hard life is after their boyfriend of 1 day breaks up with them Has a Failed Scene Haircut Wears gobs of makeup Is obsessed with the most popular music at the time Well those are the basics. For a perfect example of a girl poser look up jessi slaughter.