poop Mug
The brown stuff that comes out your anus. Could be a solid or liquid. Can contain corn and other contents. Classified as a number 2 Examples: The Clean poop: The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper. The Lincoln logger: A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt. The Floater: The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush. The Flog: The Floater Lincoln Logger. Corn Poop: The one that has corn in it. lol. The Power POOP: The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast. The wet Poop/Shart: The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe. The splash poop: You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water. The Never-ending poop: The one where it takes you half a year to poop out. The false alarm: The one where you sit down, But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts. The Disappointment poop: The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff. The sudden poop: The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet. And last but not least, The Surprise poop: You think that you are about to fart but then you end up shitting your pants in public.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy