poolkake Mug
the sexual act of filling a swimming pool with semen - the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the semen afterwards. for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula. given; - the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres. - the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations. - the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders. therefore; In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take 280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour; A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years to fill the pool and just a moment to jump in
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout
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Good quality, not cheesy.
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Great as punctuation to an inside joke. Very expensive for a coffee cup.
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
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