poolkake Mug
the sexual act of filling a swimming pool with semen - the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the semen afterwards. for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula. given; - the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres. - the world record for most ejaculations in an hour is 16 - so 10 is the number used in the equations. - the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders. therefore; In a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circumference, it would take 280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 ejaculations an hour; A total of 24,000,000 ejaculations over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years to fill the pool and just a moment to jump in
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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