pookiebear Mug
This would in fact be a pet name for someone you love or show affection for. It is the most loving creature known to man and no one can fully describe how incredible they are. Most found in the wild have strange affinities for bad fashion, yellow hats, and Star Wars. Besides other known quirks such as getting lost and rambling, the pookiebear is actaully most charming. He is often known to be a "feet sweeper", an "angel", a "prince", and a "blessing." In rare circumstances he will utter words like "snooglaie woogalie", making the one he tells it to vow to never ever utter those words to him in a public setting. He's been known to sometimes bear candy and flowers, and he always appears with a smile on his face. The Pookiebear is known to be a complete gentleman at all times no matter what the circumstance. He's sincere and compasisonate with a gentle heart and an unshakeable love for others. Many times the pookiebear will give giant "bear hugs" to show its appreciation or affection. They are usually found with big blue eyes and poofy brown hair, but one of the signature traits of the pookiebear is it's immense love for 70s fashion. Though repulsive and at times frightening, these 70s traits can usually be outweighed by the pookiebear's love. At times he can be clumsy mistaking his fingers for carrots or somehow causing himself to leak. He's hardworking and diligent, never letting a task end until it had reached perfection. He gives of himself daily always putting others far before himself, and he often can render you breathless simply by catching your eye. In all documented cases, he is known to win the very heart of those he loves. They are sought after and considered precious to all who know and encounter them. There is no dollar amount set on a pookiebear for they are priceless. A few words of advice: If you ever happen to find one, never let them go. They will be the greatest blessing that you ever recieve.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother