pooey smell

The awful smell that lingers on any objects but especially your hand and or fingers if you accidently come into contact with poopie poo, and will not come off no matter how much you scrub and wash with soap and water! The poo molecules embed themselves into pores of your skin and under your finger nails. The smell will only reduce slightly after several thorough washes and will only dissapear completely after several days to a week depending on the severity of the infestation. The smell, although awful, does not propagate far; infact it in most cases does not propagate at all, thus the only way to detect it is to sniff your hands and fingers. If it travels within and no more than 1Metre then it can be classified as 'borderline pooey' otherwise then it no longer fits the description of pooey. A common cause is heavy physical activity or the use of laxatives or stool softeners: it results in the leakage and the formation of track marks on your pants. It is a common and major cause for embaressment for I quote me mate once saying to me: "I used to have hots for me twinkie, but he turned me off because there is a pooey smell emanating from his trousers! He should clean or at least wipe after his workout before coming to me flat, god forbid me finding brown on myne bed sheets!"