poo
Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe There is THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on....... THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!! THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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