poo
Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe There is THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on....... THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!! THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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