Pollock
Pronounciation: "Paw - Luck". This versatile word can be used in many ways. As a noun it means to represent an extremely awkward individual with a 100% mimicking attitude. To be called a pollock is considered to be one of the highest degree of insult as nobody wants to be a loser like a pollock! To be a pollock means you will most likely have a big ego and think you are absolutely the shit. As a verb, this word describes the performance of an action that displays general forms of mental retardation and ignorance to normalities in a social cociety. Nobody wants to get caught pollocking. it is a sure fire way to lose your soul to the underworld. Used as an adverb to to harshly and directly describe the act of pollocking. this is a great way to verbally cut down a foe or just to tell of the principal of your local school. Used as an adjective or describing word this word can be used in any way possible to describe and express genuine hate and disgust for something. when it comes down to it, this word can be used anywhere, anytime! Origin: this word derives from a horrid being that is sometimes considered a demon. this creature's habitat is in a very nicely kept house with very loving parents that smother him with concern and love. He usually stays in his room (which is probobly the same size as your basement) and accompanies himself with his faggoty guitars, microkorg, and indie rock cds. the myth is if you ascociate yourself with this dude, you will be forever copied and followed and have a miserable life. Description: A typical "pollock" will be wearing anything and everything. depending on who it is copying it could be wearing really flashy vibrant clothing, or it could be rocking some serious basketball shorts (that he will claim to be bringing back). This total doucher will almost always have his headphones in even if he is with a group of real, living talking people. he will most likely be 100% serious all the time and will butcher jokes and fail at attempting to fit in and joke around with the guys. If wearing slip-on shoes, he will be wearing socks. because they hurt his heels. What a pussy! Use: Noun, Verb, Adverb, Adjective. Used: (Noun) - "Hey man, look at that old nasty pollock over there!" (Verb) - "That boy over there is sure pollocking pretty hard!". (Adverb) - "He is talking to that girl very pollockly. He is making a fool of himself... and men in general". (Adjective) - "That Outback Steakhouse and Grill is looking quite pollock! Maybe thats why they shut all of them down?"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
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Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
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It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
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