Pollock Mug
Pronounciation: "Paw - Luck". This versatile word can be used in many ways. As a noun it means to represent an extremely awkward individual with a 100% mimicking attitude. To be called a pollock is considered to be one of the highest degree of insult as nobody wants to be a loser like a pollock! To be a pollock means you will most likely have a big ego and think you are absolutely the shit. As a verb, this word describes the performance of an action that displays general forms of mental retardation and ignorance to normalities in a social cociety. Nobody wants to get caught pollocking. it is a sure fire way to lose your soul to the underworld. Used as an adverb to to harshly and directly describe the act of pollocking. this is a great way to verbally cut down a foe or just to tell of the principal of your local school. Used as an adjective or describing word this word can be used in any way possible to describe and express genuine hate and disgust for something. when it comes down to it, this word can be used anywhere, anytime! Origin: this word derives from a horrid being that is sometimes considered a demon. this creature's habitat is in a very nicely kept house with very loving parents that smother him with concern and love. He usually stays in his room (which is probobly the same size as your basement) and accompanies himself with his faggoty guitars, microkorg, and indie rock cds. the myth is if you ascociate yourself with this dude, you will be forever copied and followed and have a miserable life. Description: A typical "pollock" will be wearing anything and everything. depending on who it is copying it could be wearing really flashy vibrant clothing, or it could be rocking some serious basketball shorts (that he will claim to be bringing back). This total doucher will almost always have his headphones in even if he is with a group of real, living talking people. he will most likely be 100% serious all the time and will butcher jokes and fail at attempting to fit in and joke around with the guys. If wearing slip-on shoes, he will be wearing socks. because they hurt his heels. What a pussy! Use: Noun, Verb, Adverb, Adjective. Used: (Noun) - "Hey man, look at that old nasty pollock over there!" (Verb) - "That boy over there is sure pollocking pretty hard!". (Adverb) - "He is talking to that girl very pollockly. He is making a fool of himself... and men in general". (Adjective) - "That Outback Steakhouse and Grill is looking quite pollock! Maybe thats why they shut all of them down?"
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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