politician
Someone who has never spent 1 minute in the real world and only knows what's best for him and his friends, but never for regular working-class people. Can turn a once honest person with character and integrity into one who has perfected dishonesty and corruption. They fake compassion and persuade you how much they ācareā for you to gain your trust, in order to get votes and keep power. Once in office, they feed off your ignorance and fear. They then believe the laws they pass do not apply to them. Their conscience eventually becomes seared by money from lobbyists and corporations. They begin to arrogantly believe your hard-earned tax dollars belong to them, so they can wastefully spend it. The more they waste and mismanage your money, the more your taxes increase. They then convince you there is no money left to run the system (due to their mismanagement) and raise your taxes again as a result of their incompetence. In the middle of the night, they pat themselves on the back for their incompetence and vote themselves a payraise (when doing nothing to earn one). Their payraises result in more taxes. A politician then becomes a blood-thirsty vampire for your money, giving them even more power. A politician then makes more laws to completely control your life by invading your privacy, invading your home, invading your bedroom, invading your computer, invading the church, invading your car and telling you what you can't do with your own body. A politician then wants total control of your life and wants you to be completely dependant on them by promising you unrealistic and expensive handouts. A politician does not believe in solving problems, because they ARE the problem and if the problem was solved, there would be no issue. Therefore they only put a bandaid on a broken system or āmortal woundā they have caused by either shoving the problem under the rug for later or throwing more wasted money at it. The worse the problems get, the lazier and arrogant they become. An incompetent politician is usually a āone-worlderā who no longer believes in American autonomy and wants the United States to be under the control of even more incompetent and politically-correct organizations like the U.N., NATO, or NAFTA. Politicians are such predators that they even throw your money away to corrupt 3rd world countries, who hate us and always will. A politicianās lingo: A tax increase = āIāve mismanaged and wasted your money and need more to waste.ā
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipientās name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
The color of the block highlighting the subject word was labeled "Flamingo Pink", but on the mug, it's actually closer to lilac and the woman I bought this mug for loves the color pink. I do like the apparent permanence of the design on the mug, I'm just disappointed with the inaccuracy of the color.
Great, it was a gift and he loved it
once i was seven years old and my mama told me "go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely", so I bought this mug after 9 years to gain friends because i don't have any.
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it was great quality, it was superb and i dropped it once, it did not break, highly reccomend
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its been a hard year for a lot of us with covid and divorces and honestly its just been a lot for me. I recently went through a breakup with Greyson and i was looking for a gift to get myelf to cheer me up. Thats when i stumbled on this beauty. Its sleek and modern design is just fabulous. It just what I needed to get through the year. Thank you James!!!
After my divorce i hardly found anything to get me through the day. I was looking to buy some used socks on the internet for the thrill but i bumped into a website made my young adults. I had such a hard time understanding their slang that I almost busted into tears. In the hopes of not being scammed, I decided to Google every single word that I couldnāt quite put my finger on. After surfing through urban dictionary, it didnāt take long enough for me to fall in love with the entire concept and spend more than 90% of my day-to-day life on the website. From dirty words to actual explanations urban dictionary, made me complete and almost made me forget about my divorce. Fuck you, Susan, urban dictionary took your place. Suck on my educated toes. I bet you donāt know what a reckwhore means. LG Benjamin 10/10
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