perth
Perth is Australia's redneck capital. Perth is located in the west and because of it's location and hick density is sometimes referred to as "The wild wild west". Perth inhabitants fear change and are suspicious of any newcomers. Perth people generally don't like to leave their small town unless travelling to Bali where they are greeted by other travelling Hicks from Perth. Individuality in Perth is socially unacceptable. Most Perthians know this and choose to stay in groups called "cliques" and blend in with the wallpaper to avoid ridicule from the general population of hillbillies. Perth people are highly insecure and constantly make bold generalised statements such as: "Perth is the best city in the world", and "we are world class". When in reality Perth is a horribly boring and backward small hick town. Perth is a predominantly male dominated township and the males outnumber the females. Coincidently old fashioned values of women being virtuous and pure clash with reality in Perth, where most woman are skanks in search of a wealthy man who can provide everything for them whilst they play the trophy wife.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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