Menu

Share this page

perth front
Customize

perth

Perth is Australia's redneck capital. Perth is located in the west and because of it's location and hick density is sometimes referred to as "The wild wild west". Perth inhabitants fear change and are suspicious of any newcomers. Perth people generally don't like to leave their small town unless travelling to Bali where they are greeted by other travelling Hicks from Perth. Individuality in Perth is socially unacceptable. Most Perthians know this and choose to stay in groups called "cliques" and blend in with the wallpaper to avoid ridicule from the general population of hillbillies. Perth people are highly insecure and constantly make bold generalised statements such as: "Perth is the best city in the world", and "we are world class". When in reality Perth is a horribly boring and backward small hick town. Perth is a predominantly male dominated township and the males outnumber the females. Coincidently old fashioned values of women being virtuous and pure clash with reality in Perth, where most woman are skanks in search of a wealthy man who can provide everything for them whilst they play the trophy wife.

Checking text fit...
Text fits
Text may be too long -
Text may be too small -
Checking delivery...
Order in

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed
636
62
10
1
15

This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!

phoenix d.Jan 24

great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!

Jen O.Jan 24
✓ Verified Purchase

my grandma loved it!

Martha L.Jan 22

My grandma is HOOKED

Martha L.Jan 22

Based mug

my n.Jan 21

This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!

Nancy S.Jan 20
✓ Verified Purchase

The mug came quickly and we love it!

Natalie S.Jan 19
✓ Verified Purchase

These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!

CustomerJan 18
✓ Verified Purchase

The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.

cynthia h.Jan 18
✓ Verified Purchase
Review by john s.

Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.

john s.Jan 17
✓ Verified Purchase

I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.

Bridget B.Jan 17
✓ Verified Purchase

It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!

Aviva S.Jan 16
✓ Verified Purchase

pushin 🅿️ w this mug😩

Angelina C.Jan 16

Got a ligma mug it's my favorite mug now

john doeJan 16

Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!

Christine D.Jan 15
✓ Verified Purchase

Always shipped in proper package and timely

Lawrence B.Jan 13
✓ Verified Purchase

straightforward order and delivery

Frederick T.Jan 13
✓ Verified Purchase

What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz

him h.Jan 13

Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.

michael s.Jan 12
✓ Verified Purchase
Review by Shelley P.

My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!

Shelley P.Jan 12
✓ Verified Purchase

Review Details

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Live Preview

Front Preview
Back Preview

Personalize Your Design

Checking text fit...
Text fits
Text may be too long
Text may be too small

Debug: Product Metadata

KeyValue (click to copy)

Return Policy

Made Just For You

Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.

Defect-Free Guarantee

If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.

Custom Orders

Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.

Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.

Tap here to close
Swipe to navigate • Pinch to zoom

Share this product

Size Guide

Your Security Matters

Powered by Stripe

Your payment information is encrypted and processed securely by Stripe, trusted by millions of businesses worldwide.

PCI DSS Compliant

Our payment providers meet the highest standards of payment security set by the Payment Card Industry.

Your Data is Protected

Urban Dictionary never stores your credit card details. All transactions are encrypted using industry-standard SSL technology.

Quality Production

Products are made-to-order with quality materials at global facilities to reduce shipping time and environmental impact.

Your trust is our priority. If you have any security concerns, please contact our support team.

Free Shipping Worldwide

Loading shipping information...

No hidden fees, no surprises at checkout

Order Placed

Your custom product joins today's batch if you order in Your custom product joins today's batch

Made On-Demand

Printed at the closest facility to reduce shipping time from facilities in North America, Europe, Asia & Australia

Free Shipping

Your package ships to your door at no extra cost

Delivered

Estimated delivery Arrives in 5-10 business days

Times vary by location. Products are custom-made to reduce waste.

🤖

Shopping Assistant

AI-generated responses. Verify claims.
Conversations may be monitored.