perth
Exceptionally small, isolated city in Western Australia. Perth has a quaint "village" feel to it. This means that you see the same people all the time, and everything you do is remembered. Perth is filled with drunken, violent Aborigines. They typically engage in small-time crime such as muggings and assault, but they travel in large packs. The majority of the white population has an inherent racism towards Aborigines that is not unfounded. Very few Aborigines do anything useful with their lives other than chew up welfare funds. The State government is then preoccupied with "law and order" at any election - ie move-on notices, public drinking fines, youth curfews, etc. most of which are targeted at Aborigines. For a small city Perth has strangely violent inhabitants. It's not uncommon for a bar fight to turn into a murder very quickly. This could be attributed to the boredom. Typical Perth people are alcoholic, small-minded, arrogant people. They follow the latest trends yet cannot stand it when somebody is successful. To be successful in Perth you have to know the right people, which means sucking up a lot. Perth is plagued by boredom. As a result the teenagers and young adults abuse drugs and alcohol on a vast scale. Weekends consist of getting written-off on booze (Beer is the fave) and attempting to recover before work on monday. The general population has a strange fascination with the 5 outlaw motorcycle gangs (God's Garbage, Coffin Cheaters, Club Deroe's, Gypsy Jokers, Rebels) who kill each other over the drug turf. This is about the only interesting thing that happens in the "underworld". Perth has beautiful weather that makes the summer an excellent time for water-sports. Generally, the people in Perth want to leave and go on to bigger and better things.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T
The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙

It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
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