perth
Exceptionally small, isolated city in Western Australia. Perth has a quaint "village" feel to it. This means that you see the same people all the time, and everything you do is remembered. Perth is filled with drunken, violent Aborigines. They typically engage in small-time crime such as muggings and assault, but they travel in large packs. The majority of the white population has an inherent racism towards Aborigines that is not unfounded. Very few Aborigines do anything useful with their lives other than chew up welfare funds. The State government is then preoccupied with "law and order" at any election - ie move-on notices, public drinking fines, youth curfews, etc. most of which are targeted at Aborigines. For a small city Perth has strangely violent inhabitants. It's not uncommon for a bar fight to turn into a murder very quickly. This could be attributed to the boredom. Typical Perth people are alcoholic, small-minded, arrogant people. They follow the latest trends yet cannot stand it when somebody is successful. To be successful in Perth you have to know the right people, which means sucking up a lot. Perth is plagued by boredom. As a result the teenagers and young adults abuse drugs and alcohol on a vast scale. Weekends consist of getting written-off on booze (Beer is the fave) and attempting to recover before work on monday. The general population has a strange fascination with the 5 outlaw motorcycle gangs (God's Garbage, Coffin Cheaters, Club Deroe's, Gypsy Jokers, Rebels) who kill each other over the drug turf. This is about the only interesting thing that happens in the "underworld". Perth has beautiful weather that makes the summer an excellent time for water-sports. Generally, the people in Perth want to leave and go on to bigger and better things.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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