Person 34
Person 34 (X) vs Person 35 (O) NNO NXN NNN A teapot with a flower pattern , rotating in all directions and shooting hot tea appears Person 33 : Ouch! What is that Person 34 throws watermelon rind in teapot , teapot flies away. Person 35 : These items are too random , we might get killed Person 33 : Hey! Who's there? Stop messing with us. NXO NXN NON Person 33 : This will be a draw Person 33-35 start to fall in the void Person 33 , 35 : AAAAAAAAAA Person 33-35 end up on a desert planet with 1.5x stronger gravity , blue star , yellow soil and rare red plants , simular to moss. Person 34 : It seems that these plants have adapted to the blue star Person 33 : Why is it hard to move? Person 34 : Gravity here is stronger , I can barely move my legs. It also hot and I think this star will burn us with radiation. We need to find shelter. Person 33-35 walk for 12 minutes Person 34 : My compass is working. Magnetic field here is strong. Person 33-35 walk for 5 minutes Person 35 (Pointing with her finger) : There's a big slug eating plants. A large slug about a meter tall walks on plants and consumes them Person 33-35 walk for 10 minutes and eat watermelon Person 34 : Cover your face with something so that the star doesn't burn it. My face is all red already Person 34-35 cover their face with hands , Person 33 takes red "moss" , makes holes for eyes and for nose and covers his face with it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
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