Person 34
Person 34 (X) vs Person 35 (O) NNO NXN NNN A teapot with a flower pattern , rotating in all directions and shooting hot tea appears Person 33 : Ouch! What is that Person 34 throws watermelon rind in teapot , teapot flies away. Person 35 : These items are too random , we might get killed Person 33 : Hey! Who's there? Stop messing with us. NXO NXN NON Person 33 : This will be a draw Person 33-35 start to fall in the void Person 33 , 35 : AAAAAAAAAA Person 33-35 end up on a desert planet with 1.5x stronger gravity , blue star , yellow soil and rare red plants , simular to moss. Person 34 : It seems that these plants have adapted to the blue star Person 33 : Why is it hard to move? Person 34 : Gravity here is stronger , I can barely move my legs. It also hot and I think this star will burn us with radiation. We need to find shelter. Person 33-35 walk for 12 minutes Person 34 : My compass is working. Magnetic field here is strong. Person 33-35 walk for 5 minutes Person 35 (Pointing with her finger) : There's a big slug eating plants. A large slug about a meter tall walks on plants and consumes them Person 33-35 walk for 10 minutes and eat watermelon Person 34 : Cover your face with something so that the star doesn't burn it. My face is all red already Person 34-35 cover their face with hands , Person 33 takes red "moss" , makes holes for eyes and for nose and covers his face with it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
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