Patriot

Someone who rejects the false narrative that getting vaccinated and wearing masks to slow the spread of COVID-19 is "safe and effective" and that racism is "bad" and that evolution is "true" and that climate change is "real" and instead acknowledges the "truth the media doesn't want you to know" that Hugo Chavez and a cabal of celebrity pedophiles stole an election from the most unpopular president in American history in a plot that can only be understood by a 40 year old man on Parler with 6 followers posting his drug-fueled ramblings from his basement in his shit-stained underwear. You can usually find them screaming conspiracy theories outside of a gas station at 3AM, hyper-obsessing over how every Democratic administration is run by radical communists before they buy a pair of gold-plated truck nuts on Amazon Prime with their $1400 stimulus check and enroll their family in a health insurance plan without worrying about being denied for pre-existing-conditions, something that wouldn't be possible if the people they form an entire personality around hating didn't get elected.