Patriot Tee
Someone who rejects the false narrative that getting vaccinated and wearing masks to slow the spread of COVID-19 is "safe and effective" and that racism is "bad" and that evolution is "true" and that climate change is "real" and instead acknowledges the "truth the media doesn't want you to know" that Hugo Chavez and a cabal of celebrity pedophiles stole an election from the most unpopular president in American history in a plot that can only be understood by a 40 year old man on Parler with 6 followers posting his drug-fueled ramblings from his basement in his shit-stained underwear. You can usually find them screaming conspiracy theories outside of a gas station at 3AM, hyper-obsessing over how every Democratic administration is run by radical communists before they buy a pair of gold-plated truck nuts on Amazon Prime with their $1400 stimulus check and enroll their family in a health insurance plan without worrying about being denied for pre-existing-conditions, something that wouldn't be possible if the people they form an entire personality around hating didn't get elected.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating