Parkville Mug

An area that can be divided into two parts: The area in Baltimore County (YOU went to Parkville Middle.) Or, the part I'm speaking of REAL Parkville in the City. (YOU went to Woodhome Elementary/Middle.) An upper middle crust slice of sub-urbia, Parkville is the older brother of Hamilton aka Little Africa. Although, the N. Parkway seperation makes a hell of a difference. Although, racially it's about half and half, the black kids generally spend most of their time seperated from the white kids, and vice versa. The white kids mostly spend their free time/summer smoking pot, skating, or what most of them do is do an ollie and call themselves a skater, while the black kids in turn can be seen walking all day. For abosuletly no apparent reason. Although, the thug and wigger are not uncommon sites. Parkville has crackheads a plenty, so sit back and watch them as they pass through the alleys behind 7-eleven yelling at eachother. The hon can be seen here, as this is her winter home when she needs a change of scenery from Canton. Parkville youth is DOMINATED by poser skaters who cannot actually do anything besides an ollie. Sadly. You're a skater, or you hang out with the skaters smoking potbecause that's all there is to do here. Or, there are the few occasional completely normal kids who have a good time, and are not complete pot-heads, but might dabble in it on occasion. Also, the skaters think your gay if you don't smoke pot. But, if you're normal and hang with normal people, nobody cares what those losers think. If you live here, you go to 7-eleven or Giovannia's whenever possible. Although, if you have a brain, you clear out as soon as the skaters roll in because you don't want to listen to them or their stupidity. The Parkville Shopping Center is another attraction around here enjoyed by the locals. The posers hang out in the parking lot, dodging vehicles that the basicly dive right in front of. These poor losers get their lolz by watching other non-poser/normal kids simply walk by them. Because that's so funny. Living here, you obviously enjoy the perks of the Harford Road hookers being picked up by police and laughing at their misfortune. All and all, if you choose the right friends, you can grow up right.