Oblong
Literally, the only "Oblong" in the U.S. Used to be named Henpeck, Illinois. It’s so small that it can't even be called a town or city, but a village. The high school has about 140 kids. There is quite a bit of diversity of character for such a small town. However, the population is primarily white. There are maybe 5 African American students at the high school, and no Asians or Latinos at all. When it comes to sports, the high school is pretty lame. The only thing they've really got going for them is Cheerleading and Math Team. Football and basketball aren't the greatest. The elementary school is newly remodeled in 2003 and houses the preK-8th graders. The closest College is Lincoln Trail Community College in Robinson, Illinois. The housing is fairly cheap, and there is a lot of land for new homes. It’s a large farming community known for the largest nighttime parade in Illinois. There are 5 options for food if you choose to eat out or get carry out: Main Street Diner, restaurant at Harmon's, and Pizza & More, and the gas stations Casey's, and Check Mart for pizza and quick food. Contents: 1600 residents Dollar General Oil Field Museum Video Rentals 5+ Churches 3+ Tanning stores Grocery Store (IGA) Flower Shop 3 Banks 4+ Hair and Beauty parlors Cemetery Gym Park Used furniture Feed and Seed Car Wash Auto Parts Store Hallmark Store/Pharmacy And the miscellaneous stuff mentioned earlier And that's basically it for Oblong, Illinois
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
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