Oberweis
A once-thriving family business is now in decline, its machinery inoperable and bankruptcy looming. The once sugar-sweet ice cream is now made with corn solids—a symbol of the forgotten empire it has become. Upon the passing of the grandparents, the now-valueless business, despite its million-dollar name and customer base, will be sold to the lowest bidder. The former CEO squandered the company's worth to indulge in a lavish lifestyle, leaving the current board, composed of feuding siblings, to compete in an egotistical struggle. In their selfish pursuit, they've shattered the futures of their own children and perpetuated a culture of discord. The grandchildren, distanced from the family tradition, seem unlikely saviors. Yet there's one outlier, a grandson missing from family photos, viewed by his family as a thug, by his exes as a bad boy, and by acquaintances as a lazy genius. But the truth reveals a more complex picture. In a family marred by criminality, this grandson stands as the one honest member, filled with compassion and a unique capacity to listen to the people. For those disillusioned with Oberweis, he may be the only redeeming figure, guided by a genuine connection with others and driven by a commitment to fulfill his ancestors' dream of being simply the best. His mission is not for personal gain but for the people he serves.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
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