Noah
Noah is a very smart boy. Although ela is his worst subject. He plays many sports and has a skinny pack. He sorta has a short temper and can get pissed off at the most random shit. He is the best person to talk to. He cares about u more than anyone else. He will listen to everything u say and help u to his best ability. He is very good at sensing when u are upset and won’t leave u alone until u r ok. If u ever need anything go to noah. He is very fun to talk to and u will always laugh. Sometimes laugh to hard. Noah will make sure u r going the right thing and side with u in any situation. If u ever need any help with anything noah will help. He will stay up w u as long as u need. He’s pretty good at video games. Also he talks about sports a lot and if the Celtics aren’t doing good he will be in a shit mood. He is kinda inpatient, especially when u are spilling tea. Make sure u don’t bring stuff up and not explain it cuz he won’t leave u alone until u explain and tell the whole story. Noah teases you sometimes but don’t take offense. Noah doesn’t understand anything about girls hair or how they dress or anything like that but he will make an effort to understand if u explain it to him. I recommend finding yourself a Noah because ur life will be completely different. If I didn’t have a Noah I would be a wreck. Noah is the best.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
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