Noah
Noah is a very smart boy. Although ela is his worst subject. He plays many sports and has a skinny pack. He sorta has a short temper and can get pissed off at the most random shit. He is the best person to talk to. He cares about u more than anyone else. He will listen to everything u say and help u to his best ability. He is very good at sensing when u are upset and won’t leave u alone until u r ok. If u ever need anything go to noah. He is very fun to talk to and u will always laugh. Sometimes laugh to hard. Noah will make sure u r going the right thing and side with u in any situation. If u ever need any help with anything noah will help. He will stay up w u as long as u need. He’s pretty good at video games. Also he talks about sports a lot and if the Celtics aren’t doing good he will be in a shit mood. He is kinda inpatient, especially when u are spilling tea. Make sure u don’t bring stuff up and not explain it cuz he won’t leave u alone until u explain and tell the whole story. Noah teases you sometimes but don’t take offense. Noah doesn’t understand anything about girls hair or how they dress or anything like that but he will make an effort to understand if u explain it to him. I recommend finding yourself a Noah because ur life will be completely different. If I didn’t have a Noah I would be a wreck. Noah is the best.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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the photo is all you need to know.
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Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
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