Noah
Noah is a very smart boy. Although ela is his worst subject. He plays many sports and has a skinny pack. He sorta has a short temper and can get pissed off at the most random shit. He is the best person to talk to. He cares about u more than anyone else. He will listen to everything u say and help u to his best ability. He is very good at sensing when u are upset and won’t leave u alone until u r ok. If u ever need anything go to noah. He is very fun to talk to and u will always laugh. Sometimes laugh to hard. Noah will make sure u r going the right thing and side with u in any situation. If u ever need any help with anything noah will help. He will stay up w u as long as u need. He’s pretty good at video games. Also he talks about sports a lot and if the Celtics aren’t doing good he will be in a shit mood. He is kinda inpatient, especially when u are spilling tea. Make sure u don’t bring stuff up and not explain it cuz he won’t leave u alone until u explain and tell the whole story. Noah teases you sometimes but don’t take offense. Noah doesn’t understand anything about girls hair or how they dress or anything like that but he will make an effort to understand if u explain it to him. I recommend finding yourself a Noah because ur life will be completely different. If I didn’t have a Noah I would be a wreck. Noah is the best.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
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