Noah
Noah is a very smart boy. Although ela is his worst subject. He plays many sports and has a skinny pack. He sorta has a short temper and can get pissed off at the most random shit. He is the best person to talk to. He cares about u more than anyone else. He will listen to everything u say and help u to his best ability. He is very good at sensing when u are upset and won’t leave u alone until u r ok. If u ever need anything go to noah. He is very fun to talk to and u will always laugh. Sometimes laugh to hard. Noah will make sure u r going the right thing and side with u in any situation. If u ever need any help with anything noah will help. He will stay up w u as long as u need. He’s pretty good at video games. Also he talks about sports a lot and if the Celtics aren’t doing good he will be in a shit mood. He is kinda inpatient, especially when u are spilling tea. Make sure u don’t bring stuff up and not explain it cuz he won’t leave u alone until u explain and tell the whole story. Noah teases you sometimes but don’t take offense. Noah doesn’t understand anything about girls hair or how they dress or anything like that but he will make an effort to understand if u explain it to him. I recommend finding yourself a Noah because ur life will be completely different. If I didn’t have a Noah I would be a wreck. Noah is the best.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
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