Ninja
n. A warrior originating from feudal Japan who specializes in the art of stealth, assassination, sabotage, and molesting people without them even noticing. Ninjas are around anymore, but the term can still be used to describe one who is very sneaky, clever, sly or just a bad ass in general. Here are a few requirements a Ninja would have had to live up to when they were active: 1. Ninjas must be able to make themselves unnoticeable in a empty room painted top to bottom in white. 2. Ninjas must be able to remain submerged in water for up to 7 hours minimum. 3. Ninjas must be able to survive a one-on-one fight against Chuck Norris for 6 WHOLE seconds. 4. Ninjas must be able to hold in a fart for 3 months 5. Ninjas must have an 11 inch penis MINIMUM. THIS WAS MANDATORY 6. Ninjas must be able to stop their own pulse for up to a week. 7. Ninjas can read a person's mind and memories just by staring at them 8. If a Ninja is captured, they must find a way to kill themselves. 9. Ninjas are expected to be able to get a 100% on every song on Expert mode in Guitar Hero 3. Failure will result in immediate execution. 10. A Ninja must have watched and memorized Nigahiga's "How to be Ninja" video
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
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As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
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Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
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