Ninja

n. A warrior originating from feudal Japan who specializes in the art of stealth, assassination, sabotage, and molesting people without them even noticing. Ninjas are around anymore, but the term can still be used to describe one who is very sneaky, clever, sly or just a bad ass in general. Here are a few requirements a Ninja would have had to live up to when they were active: 1. Ninjas must be able to make themselves unnoticeable in a empty room painted top to bottom in white. 2. Ninjas must be able to remain submerged in water for up to 7 hours minimum. 3. Ninjas must be able to survive a one-on-one fight against Chuck Norris for 6 WHOLE seconds. 4. Ninjas must be able to hold in a fart for 3 months 5. Ninjas must have an 11 inch penis MINIMUM. THIS WAS MANDATORY 6. Ninjas must be able to stop their own pulse for up to a week. 7. Ninjas can read a person's mind and memories just by staring at them 8. If a Ninja is captured, they must find a way to kill themselves. 9. Ninjas are expected to be able to get a 100% on every song on Expert mode in Guitar Hero 3. Failure will result in immediate execution. 10. A Ninja must have watched and memorized Nigahiga's "How to be Ninja" video