Murphysboro
Warning: Currently haunted by the famed Big Muddy Monster. Warning: Also populated by dillusional crackheads under the imperssion that they have in fact seen the Big Muddy Monster. ATTENTION/ATENCION: MOST COMMON KILLER AMONG MURPHYSBORO TEENS IS SMOKING WEED AND TEENAGE PREGNANCY!! 1)Small Shit-Hole in the middle of nowhere. 2)Farm land all around, great for farming and burying dead bodies. 3)Land mines all around from the terrorist attacks that happen very frequently. 4)Only few Arabs in population because most have already done their duty. R.I.P. 5)Wanna be Gangsters with toy guns. 6)Lots of bastards that need their balls cut off. 7)Many girls wanting to cut male's balls off. 8)Few girls saving themselves for marriage. 9)Few girls with proper sandwich making technique. 10)McDonalds is discuting. 11)Multiple high-school garage bands thinking they're hot shit, when not. 12)Multiple Hobos willing to shave your back for a nickle, or dome. 13)Once had a stripper joint named Angels, but is now closed due to the wrinkling of the 80 year old stripper. 14)HOOPSQUAD KILLS!! 15)Football team always loses. 16)Best Resturant is in Neighbor Town, Carbonale. Moe's. 17)Very minumum of tampon brand selection. 18)Smells like souage. 19)Boring. 20)Whores don't have any experience and are insufficient.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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