Most Perfect Girl

Sally. Sally is the most perfect girl in the whole world. She is really super duper pretty and smart and funny and buff and cool. She is perfect in every way. I love Sally (a lot)^(10000000000000)^(N+1). She makes me really happy and she is very amazing. If you don't know Sally then you have not experienced life. You have not experienced the suffocating feeling as you drown in her eyes. You have not heard the crack nor felt the pain as you broke your leg falling for her. You have not felt the emptiness inside your chest after she stole your heart. You have not worn a gas mask to protect yourself from her smelly stinky bog like stench. Therefore I can conclude that I am the luckiest to have met Sally AND I get to date her wowowowow that is so insane. I love her a lot and she means the world + Saturn and maybe Venus (if you want to be generous) to me. Just kidding, Sally means everything to me. She makes me very happy because she is the most perfect girl and she is in fact very perfect. Actually the perfectest. To verify perfection, let us analyze this debate as a fundamental document giving further validity to Sally's perfection. There is a lie detector being used to verify the factuality of this debate. Debate is located below. Analysis of this debate can be found under Most Perfect Girl Analysis.