Most Perfect Girl Tee
Sally. Sally is the most perfect girl in the whole world. She is really super duper pretty and smart and funny and buff and cool. She is perfect in every way. I love Sally (a lot)^(10000000000000)^(N+1). She makes me really happy and she is very amazing. If you don't know Sally then you have not experienced life. You have not experienced the suffocating feeling as you drown in her eyes. You have not heard the crack nor felt the pain as you broke your leg falling for her. You have not felt the emptiness inside your chest after she stole your heart. You have not worn a gas mask to protect yourself from her smelly stinky bog like stench. Therefore I can conclude that I am the luckiest to have met Sally AND I get to date her wowowowow that is so insane. I love her a lot and she means the world + Saturn and maybe Venus (if you want to be generous) to me. Just kidding, Sally means everything to me. She makes me very happy because she is the most perfect girl and she is in fact very perfect. Actually the perfectest. To verify perfection, let us analyze this debate as a fundamental document giving further validity to Sally's perfection. There is a lie detector being used to verify the factuality of this debate. Debate is located below. Analysis of this debate can be found under Most Perfect Girl Analysis.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating