Mosquito Mug
A species that came from the deepest pits of Hell that emerged from Satan's ass. These autistic, mentally retarded, ugly ass motherfucking whores are the worst of the worst. They are absolute bullshit and are an absolute abomination and a disgrace to every single other species on the Earth. They are illegal Mexican immigrant niggas with small dicks. Those retarded cockface always wonder why they can't get laid and are always wondering why they are virgins. Most people would agree that they would rather be a slave to the most cruel person in the world and be physically and mentally abused throughout their entire day and work their fucking god damn bitching ass off until they are on the verge on fucking god damn death than let these pathetic shitholes bite them. Even Adolf Hitler and the pilot who flew the 9/11 plane are better beings than them. They are extremely pathetic, parasitic vermins and completely worthless shit, they will never accomplish or achieve anything in life. Those scumbags are the lowest of the low and will always be the lowest of the low. Mosquitoes never have deserved the chance to live life and will never deserve the chance. They are the definition of cancer and AIDS. Almost everybody knows that being raped by a pedophile is way better than encountering one of these dumbfucks. Mosquitoes are the fucking Jews of World War II in this world and they absolute deserve to be.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy