Morten
"Morten" is a name that is surprisingly given to male humans, although the personality of Mortens usually represents that of a puppy. Although the name has its root from "Master of War", most Mortens are usually rather a master of cuddles. Morten likes to follow you around and spread happiness and joy with jokes and smiles. Overall a Morten will seem like a great guy, although very emotionally immature. He will try his best to make anyone happy, but his selfish needs will always be first priority. Mortens are great to hang out with and befriend, but due to their kiss-ass nature, they will make toxic relations and sometimes become toxic. Morten's behavior is highly dependant on the people they hang around. Morten does not have much willpower and will let others take the lead in most situations. It is also for the best to never ever indulge in dating a Morten. Even though Morten will be kind, loving and appreciative of you, he will be jealous, lying and cheating as well. Accountability is not something Morten will take, but he will at certain times try to mimic it, if it serves a purpose for him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
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It was a good gift
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