Morten Tee
"Morten" is a name that is surprisingly given to male humans, although the personality of Mortens usually represents that of a puppy. Although the name has its root from "Master of War", most Mortens are usually rather a master of cuddles. Morten likes to follow you around and spread happiness and joy with jokes and smiles. Overall a Morten will seem like a great guy, although very emotionally immature. He will try his best to make anyone happy, but his selfish needs will always be first priority. Mortens are great to hang out with and befriend, but due to their kiss-ass nature, they will make toxic relations and sometimes become toxic. Morten's behavior is highly dependant on the people they hang around. Morten does not have much willpower and will let others take the lead in most situations. It is also for the best to never ever indulge in dating a Morten. Even though Morten will be kind, loving and appreciative of you, he will be jealous, lying and cheating as well. Accountability is not something Morten will take, but he will at certain times try to mimic it, if it serves a purpose for him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.