Mid life douche crisis
Mid 30s white suburban parents who try to act like 20 year old bros Signs include but not limited to: American Fighter/affliction or some bullshit shirt about how theyâre so offensive and donât care, obviousLy on roids, overly tan, usually talks about the going to the lake all the time. Exorbitant amount of overpriced product stickers (RTIC, Yeti, Malibu boats and a punisher logo for some reason) on his lifted Jeep with no doors or jacked up F250 and off roading consists of median hopping to avoid suburb traffic jams. Dresses kids in expensive athletic gear (compression pants under basketball shorts) like they are proâs when little billyâs jump shot sucks and daddy is in denial. Overuse of âbroâ, your 38 years old Tom, stop saying that. Miserable behind closed doors *Exorbitant amount of credit card debt to keep up the appearance of the good life Their kids are spoiled little fuckboys who think they are special but are just like every other twat waffle in town. I live around these societal crotchstains and I hate it. Cypress, TX has some good people in it, itâs the asshats who think that because theyâre family sits in the front row at church and rubs elbows with the pastor, it makes them part of the âin crowdâ People donât envy your family, itâs annoying and sad. Have some substance in your life and stop being a shallow pool of cloudy douche water.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Smaller than I expected for the price.
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. đ
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
i use my mug for sperm donation
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
Happy with my purchase
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
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