mexican Mug
1. someone who was born in mwxico 2. someone whos ancestors where 50% spanish and aztec stereotype breaker: not all mexicans are short though some are yet few reach over 6 feet. i am 100% mexican and i own a ps3 3 TVs and computers with comcast and live in a 2 bathroom 3 bedroom house. most the spanish i speak is what i learned in spnaish class witch isnt much but my mom can speak spanish but usually speaks english my dads spanish kinda sucks i was born in america and so where my parents and 2 of my grandparents. my 2 grandparents who were born in mexico where came to america legally. i eat beans like three times a month and i have 1 asian friend and 1 white friend, i am not a gangsta and dont use mexican slang like greengo/holmes either and i have a 3.3 GPA. all these things are actually every day things in fresno (where i live) and are not unusual at all here. I DID NOT LIE ABOUT A SINGLE THING ABOVE (HONESTLY) if you where me i'd like you to consider what it feels like to read these racist defenitions and think people actually believe them BTW im a nice guy and im sure if you knew me youd like me
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. Itβs quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful itβs so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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i fucking hate your mugs and shirts