Mayra Mug
Mayra has the most beautiful features that one can think of, and these aren’t limited to only how gorgeous she is, because she has the most attractive personality. She will make you smile no matter what, and has the perfect things to say all the time. She’ll balance out her love language with roasting and cute messages, making sure you know you’re special to her. However, it is possible that she’ll choose food over you, but it won’t matter because you’ll think that that’s cute too. Mayra will say her voice is mundane, but once you hear it, you’ll fall in love. Also it’s impossible to say no to her because she literally says “please tell me” in the cutest way ever, or will add a “w” in between her words which is so adorable. Mayra will compliment you out of nowhere, notice, and remember the little things, which will make your day. Mayra will make you want to wake up every morning. She is an amazing friend, and anyone who gets to be in a relationship with her will feel like the luckiest person alive. Once she’s on your mind, there’s no going back. Lastly, but most importantly, Mayra is such a mature person, she knows what she wants, and she’s amazing at communicating her feelings. She’s also really smart and passionate about the things she loves. Mayra is stunning. Also on a side note, Mayra is hot and sexy and somehow has the power to turn you on so easily. You’ll find yourself wanting to kiss her and be with her all the time, trust me, I know.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts