Maya
mayas are funny, caring, and extremely tall. they probably play a few sports, but don’t commit their life to sports. they LOVE theater and are usually attracted to shorter guys with blonde hair and blue eyes. maya is very particular about who she likes and once she falls in love with them, she will like them forever! (even if they don’t like her back). Maya is pretty, but doesn’t know it. sometimes mayas will feel left out of groups and lonely. if you love a maya be grateful you know her because she is just a big goofball! mayas don’t easily get jealous, but are very sensitive. if you hurt a maya phishicallly or mentally she will be heartbroken. if you are lucky enough to meet a maya treat her amazing. mayas are not picky about food except when it comes to bananas, mayas can’t stand the taste or smell. sometimes it is easy to get into a fight with maya, but it is also easy to make up. mayas are clumsy, but try not to show it. there are a few things that can get mayas screaming and running for the hill like, spiders, bees, cockroaches, etc. mayas like to make up nicknames for their crush and other people. the names are usually a food or object. her best subjects are science and ELA and worst is math. for all of the guys, love maya, you won’t regret it. NEVER HURT A MAYA, even thought they will forgive, they will never forget. be gental with maya and one day you might be lucky enough to be her boyfriends or friend.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
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Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
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