Maya
mayas are funny, caring, and extremely tall. they probably play a few sports, but don’t commit their life to sports. they LOVE theater and are usually attracted to shorter guys with blonde hair and blue eyes. maya is very particular about who she likes and once she falls in love with them, she will like them forever! (even if they don’t like her back). Maya is pretty, but doesn’t know it. sometimes mayas will feel left out of groups and lonely. if you love a maya be grateful you know her because she is just a big goofball! mayas don’t easily get jealous, but are very sensitive. if you hurt a maya phishicallly or mentally she will be heartbroken. if you are lucky enough to meet a maya treat her amazing. mayas are not picky about food except when it comes to bananas, mayas can’t stand the taste or smell. sometimes it is easy to get into a fight with maya, but it is also easy to make up. mayas are clumsy, but try not to show it. there are a few things that can get mayas screaming and running for the hill like, spiders, bees, cockroaches, etc. mayas like to make up nicknames for their crush and other people. the names are usually a food or object. her best subjects are science and ELA and worst is math. for all of the guys, love maya, you won’t regret it. NEVER HURT A MAYA, even thought they will forgive, they will never forget. be gental with maya and one day you might be lucky enough to be her boyfriends or friend.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday

it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
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